How to be a Microwave Chef

Went to the library yesterdae...
came across a book...
think should be very useful for some of us...
LOL...
guess wat?

The all you need guide to being a microwave chef

For all those who wish to be a microwave chef...
this is the book for u... lol...

no griller? no steamer? no combi-oven? no fryer? no wok?
no worries!!!
all you need is just a microwave!!!
press some buttons here... press some there... and...
viola!!!
fine dining ala microwave...

Here come's my answer!!!

Have been thinking for quite a while now...
and my decision for the prev question is...

i'll never force myself to eat something dat i dun like...
i tried to eat the green apple...
but... dun think i like sour green apples...
so... sorry... i'll never choose to eat it...
even if it's free for me to take...

the apple dat dropped...
yes dirty...
you can clean off the dirt...
but... the bruises will forever be there...
it's no longer appetizing...
i chose not to eat it anymore...

so i'm now left wif that apple...
that big red juicy apple...
i've decided dat if i were to have it...
i'll snatch it from whoever is holding onto it...

however...

if i couldn't have it...
then...
i'd rather starve...
i'll forfeit all three apples...
die wif a hungry stomach...

Dilemma...

I'm currently in a very confused state...
so i might need help from YOU GUYS who are reading my blog now...

Confusionsius say : you have only one choice...

ok...
imagine u r in this situation...

you hold on to a juicy apple...
as you are about to eat it...
you dropped it on the floor...
thus bruising it... dirtying it...

then you noticed another person...
holding to another big juicy red apple...
even better dan your's...
but if u gotta have it... u gotta snatch it from him...

and then... there is this other apple... on the table...
small and green...
not at all appetizing...
but it's there... on the table...
free for you to take...

now the question...

Which? Would YOU choose?
You are hungry... and you just have to eat...

A : The bruised dirty apple that you dropped on the floor
B : The big juicy apple that does not belong to you or,
C : The unappetizing small green apple on the table

Choose one... please post in the tag board on the right... --->>
you votes are greatly appreciated...

The Complex me...

It is said that a gemini has split personalities...
and a gemini am i...

I am a very complex person...
with very complex personalities...
what everybody sees is only part of me...
the other part lies in mysteries and secrecy...
not even the closest to me knows the entire me...
not even myself know what i can do... am capable of...

General Guideline...
i'm 90% good...
and 10% pure evil...
(and i do mean pure evil...)
that 10%... is the devil in me...
but the 90% good is subduing it all these while...
and they are doing fine even up till now...

the saying goes...
an empty vessel makes the most noise... and...
a quiet person is the most dangerous person...
and believe me... it is very true...

i'm a guy... powered by love...
and love am i being powered by...
for if i lose love... the source of my primary power...
the bindings of good shall break...
and the devil shall be unleashed...
hell will reign... and chaos shall rule...
all who stand in my path shall suffer hell's wraith...

love me and you can control me...
hate me and i shall control you...

For if the cupid falls, the devil shall take it's place.

Rain rain go away... Come again another day...

It's always something you like when sleeping,
It's the sound you hear.
But when you are out of house shopping,
It's the sound you fear.

Looking outside of my window...
saw the heavens cry...
when will it stop?
24hrs it had rained...

Never in my life had i seen such a long lasting rain...
heavy and light... heavy and light...
but never did it stop...

Will it rain for 40 days and 40 nights?
Will the earth be void of humanity once again?
Should i... build another ark?
But for now... I shall enjoy it with my sleep...

Good Night...

Rosette Buffet

Kena arrow to stay back for buffet in rosette todae... -_-
so stay back do nothing...
clean kitchen...
wash griller...
mop floor...
cook tom yum...
mop floor again...
walk around...
sit around...
again... mop floor again... -_-
so boring... nothing to do...
den cut ham... sliceded...

THEN!!!
buffet tables cleared...
all your food is belong to us!!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
feasting in kitchen...
all service staff...
and wat's left of the kitchen staff...
eat this... eat that...
sup all the chicken mayo...
irresistably yummy...
eat ham... pasta... cheese cake...
2 choco cakes... chicken mayo again...
eat until too full to walk... -_-

den we left at 9:15pm...
left all the leftover food in the buffet inserts for the service staff to clear...
LOL... evil us...
(well... they also got eat... :P)

it was a good choice to stay back to "help out" buffet function...
LOL... "help" finish the food...

PS. the pineapple rice sucks... imagine... salted pilaf rice garnished wif pineapple chunks and raisins... -_-

Evil Me...

This blog was intended to be a secret...
never did i wanna disclose it's existance...
didn't even noe how eugene and dino knew abt it... -_-
there are a lot of things i wanna write...
but...
not for the eyes of the onlookers...
dat's also the reason as to...
why me posts usually comes in riddles and mysteries...

did something really wrong tonite...
felt evil... yet happy...
bad... yet glad...

sweet and tender turned...

hot and spicy flambé in flames of passion...

Watched Star Chef

Tuned in to Star Chef a few hrs ago...
saw tian mu... though only a short clip of him...
saw dino also... lol... even though an even shorter clip of him... :P
saw wayne... kak... and a few others... even even shorter clip... like 5 secs...
saw Derrick Lau... even even even shorter clip... i think only 1 sec... O_o
no eugene... so sad... thought could see him in it...

also saw a few funny incidents on the show... LOL
got one auntie...wok on fire...
conclusion:
hot oil + water = call the fire dept...

also got some ya ya papaya...
there was this guy... deep frying his pork loin... (quite a big piece) in the asian wok...
yifeng asked him while he was cooking...

Yifeng : your pork can cook fully in 10 mins?
Contestant : yes...
Yifeng : it's quite a big piece u noe... u sure?
Contestant : ya...

his plating was super ugly... simply no effort into it...
imagine... 1 big... and i do mean... BIG slab of pork on a dinner plate...
wif sauce all over...
den he cut a piece of pork for the judges to taste...

Judge : it's not even cooked in the middle... and u expect me to eat?
(LOL... note : our asian wok isn't exactly the biggest fire we have around... and to think u got 10 mins... subtracting the time taken to heat the oil... OMG!!!)

after dat... yifeng interviewed him again...

Yifeng : the judges said ur pork is not cooked... any reasons?
Contestant : maybe because i'm too nervous... and the oil too little...

(i was like... -_-... LOL... even i can't even cook dat SLAB of meat using our pathetic asian wok fire in 10 mins... i think 20 mins oso got problem...)

Heaven?

24hrs...

Everytime i close my eyes...
i recall...
i re-live that moment...
that feeling...

soft and tender...
warm and moist...
sweet and loving...

12/12/2006

I will never forget this day...
12/12/06 12:30am

CIF TWFGH YWGG

Chrono Cross Ending

Thus the curtain closes on another tale.

An eternity has passed...
Fleeting dreams fade into the distance...
All that is left now
Is me and my memories...

But I'm sure we'll meet again,
Someday, you and I...
Another place, another time.

It's just that we might not realize
That you are you and I am me...

Let us open the door to the great unknown,
Come across another reality,
And live another today...
Even when the story has been told,
Life goes on...

Until we meet again,
Take care of yourself, my friend...

Forever yours,

Schala "Kid" Zeal

Found a video on chrono cross...
brings back memories...

Tian Mu in Star Chef

Was watching TV juz now...
saw a familiar face...
it was...
TIAN MU!!!
actually... it was a commercial on the upcoming Star Chef Competition...
showing on Channel 8
12th Dec 2006
8:00 PM

if i not working...
and if i'm free...
I WILL WATCH!!!

But if i am unable to watch...
sorry tian mu...
never "pong chang" u...

Chrono Cross

What was the start of all this?
When did the cogs of fate begin to turn?

Perhaps it is impossible to grasp that answer now,
from deep within the flow of time...

But, for a certainty, back then,
we loved so many, yet hated so much,
we hurt others and were hurt ourselves...

Yet even then, we ran like the wind,
whilst our laughter echoed
under cerulean skies...

- Quote from Chrono Cross

One of my favourite RPGs ever...
or should i sae... MY favourite RPG ever...
if possible... i would wanna play it again...
great story line...
and the best music i've ever heard in any RPGs...