LV wallet Vs Pasar Malam wallet...

This post is dedicated solely for eugene...
coz i got too much things to sae...
so is unable to tag his blog...
so here i am... :P

the LV wallet... been wif u since ancient years...
of course... naturally... you'll have feelings for it...
deep bonding...
all your important documents... all your money...
time... effort... care...

one dae... u lose it...
it's like losing part of you... a piece of ur flesh...
ur ic... ur creditcards... ATM cards...
naturally too... you'll feel sad...
at worst... devastated...

lets sae IF u find it back one dae...
of course you'll want it back... u wouldn't mind having it back again...
but it'll never be the same again...
it might be different from when u lost it...
all your money gone...
maybe tattered... or torn...
important documents...
may it be appointment cards... name cards...
address slip... any paper related documents...
drenched in water...
u may recover the wallet... and put in extra effort into polishing... mending it back...
but still it may never regain it's former glory...

but... dat's juz an IF...
as u noe... it's an LV wallet...
anybody who possess it... will wanna keep it...
will never wanna return it to it's owner...
so there's no point waiting... hoping for some kind-hearted soul to give it back...
it's time to give up...
it's hard... but... that's how harsh life is...
u'll still need another wallet sooner or later...
once u get all ur ics and ATM cards reapplied...

and then u saw another wallet at the pasar malam...
though it's bigger and better...
somehow...
it can never replace the old one u had...
but time... can change anything...
one dae... u'll eventually forget abt ur old wallet...
and start putting all ur important documents back into this new wallet...

since u bought that wallet...
y not put in as much care into it as ur previous one?
nothing is perfect in this world...
ur old one is expensive... beautiful... but yet small...
ur new one is cheap... ok looking... but better in terms of size...
each have it's strengths and weaknesses...
the important thing is to focus on it's strength...
like your wallet based on it's strength... not it's weakness...

like the chinese saying goes...
if the old one never goes... the new one will never come...
since the old wallet have been lost...
no point thinking about it everydae...
living in history will never bring happiness...
think of reasons to like ur new wallet...

to err is human...
u have lost ur precious wallet once...
people make mistakes all the time...
wat's important is to learn from ur mistakes...
how long will it take to learn from ur mistakes...
make urself care for this new wallet more...
make sure u never lose it again... like with the previous one...
by then... you should have forgotten about the very 1st LV wallet...
however... if u should lose care to this wallet again...
and lose it again...
history will unfold again...
the memories of losing both wallets will haunt u again...

you need only one wallet to hold all your cards and money...
if u can't get back ur old one...
y not put it all in ur new one?

Every wallet deserves a chance... ;P

My Taste...

Have been thinking...
wat sort of girls appeal to me...
who have that X-Factor...
who is girlfriend calibre...

after looking at several photos...
and past experiences...
i've decided...
and come to a conclusion...
and have realised...
dat...
i'm interested in plump girls...
seriously odd...

no matter how hard i try...
i can never make myself fall in love with a skinny girl...
Zzz...
especially those with bony frame...
i can't imagine myself hugging a skeleton... O_o
i prefer pillows... soft and huggable...

also note english used...
i said plump... not FAT!!!
no fish balls pls...

so... aron... if u r reading this...
now u should noe y i told u i have totally no interest in ur j.s.
juz not gf material for me...

i have tried to like slim girls b4...
but grew outta it a while later...
slim girls are good for looking...
but never good as girlfriends...

somehow i feel...
slim girls... esp those pretty ones...
have some arrogance in their character...
though there are some rare ones...
but... i'm talking 1 in a billion... Zzz...
however those who are slightly below average in overall...
are those who have the most beautiful heart anyone could have...
i suppose this is wat u call...
the balance of life...
life is just...

Life - Fair or Unfair?

Questions 1st...
ask urself... is life fair?
many people... in fact... most people...
if not ALL people...
believe life is not fair... life is unfair right?
things like...
why am i poor? whereas other people out there owns cars and houses?
why do some people have 10 wives and i have none?
why can people get away with crime when i got caught the 1st time?
there are so many reasons as to why many think life's unfair...
but...
in actual fact... life... is INDEED fair...
why?
look... if u think life is unfair...
he thinks life is unfair...
she thinks life is unfair...
they think life is unfair...
we think life is unfair...
everyone thinks life is unfair...
the whole world thinks life is unfair...
doesn't dat mean that...
Life... is fair?
think about it... :P

imagine... u are so poor...
u live in a rented 2-room flat with ur parents and siblings...
u envy ur friend who is rich and lives in a 5 storey mansion...
grumbling to urself everydae...
wondering y life is so unfair...

there on the other hand...
your friend... though filthy rich...
had no kin...
and living alone in that cold lonely mansion... void of any life...
he wishes to be in ur shoes...
would rather have family and love than to own the world...
he too wonders... y life is unfair...
y did life take away his parents at such a young age...

our thinking and mindset is constructed...
based on our history... how we were brought up...
what type of environment we live in...
what type of friends we interact with...
that's why some value money more than love...
and some... love more than money...

some were blessed with good family relations and kinship...
love and warmth in the family...
but do not have the fortune of wealth...
we often take what we already have for granted...
and think it's only natural we possess such things...

if the tables were turned...
and u got all the money u could ever ask for...
in return of the lives of ur family and friends...
and your life would be void of any love and warmth...
you'll start to realise that you'd rather hav ur previous life back...

you can never have everything in the world...
you may not have something others have...
but you'll definately have something others don't...
such as it is...
Life... is fair...

we may not believe... because...
we REFUSE to believe...
we only regret when we take the wrong path in life...
the wrong decisions...
that could change our lives forever...
and are most likely which would be irreversable...
and might even scar us till the day we die...

Life itself can never be explained... Not even by science...

Coffee or Tea? None?

More often than not...
people... humans...
take everything for granted...
greed... is in the nature of most...
we are all born with greed...
always wanting everything to our possession...

we are never contented with the amount of money we have...
garfield is never happy with the amount of lasagne he can have...
America is never contented with their own oil...

greed is what drives everybody...
and it is also greed who will kill everybody...
got an inch... wanted a metre...
always wanting the best of both worlds...

here's a scenerio...
there are 2 conveyor belts...
seperated from each other by 10 metres...
one of each had a cup of coffee... the other a cup of tea...
both moving at different random speeds...
u cannot forsee which will reach faster...

coffee moved 1st... u stand at the belt waiting...
wanting both cups... u think... after collecting one... u rush over to the other belt and collect the other cup...
tea moved faster...
u rushed over to the other belt...
when tea is abt 2m from drop off point...
coffee suddenly moved very fast...
thinking u could rush over and collect the coffee... then rush back to tea...
u ran over...
but u were too late... coffee spilt on the floor...
rushing back to tea... it's already on the floor...

you wanted both...
yet ended with none...
if you could just wait at a single conveyor belt...
you could guarantee yourself with a cup of either coffee or tea...
no matter how fast or slow it moves...

a see-saw... one goes up... the other goes down...
u can never have both sides up in the air...
the only way is to break it in two... and have both held up in the air...
but what's good with a broken see-saw?

one can never have the best of both worlds...

How long will it take for you to learn your lessons?

Refomatted my PC...

Finally finished refomating my com... -_-
spent the whole of todae refomating my com...
now my com is like... so useless... Zzz...
this dun have... dat dun have...
everything not updated...
cannot do this... cannot do dat...
no games...
actually... doesn't matter... coz i seldom play any games either... LOL...
leave it to my bro to install... wahhahahaa!!!

now not working part time...
no money...
stay at home... nothing to do...
oso very sian... Zzz...
argh...........................................
wanna find a job...
but yet...
lazy to find... Zzz...
maybe endure till attachment den get pay...
dat's another 3mths more!!! O_o
i might die waiting till then...

haiz...
todae nothing to write...
so sian...
so write all rubbish...
résumé... haven finish yet... Zzz...
lazy to do...
even if finish...
no printer...
haizzzzzzzzzzz...............

Round One... K.O.!!!!! Zzz...

Zzz...
we is going to die...
seriously...
imagine a lecturer can go through 4 powerpoint slides in 1 min... O_o
she simply read through the slides...
after reading... b4 i even pick up my pen to start copying...
she already move on to next slide... Zzz...

we are her 1st class she had EVER taught in the history of mankind...
she said she's not gonna give any tips... Zzz...
bo chup attitude...
class is boring... and i DO mean boring...
exactly like the video on ancient SATS we watched todae...
that era of the video is like...
when i'm in pri sch watching xiang yun wearing swimsuit on TV... Zzz...
how not to fail?
die lah... die lah...

lesser and lesser ppl start to turn up for her lesson...
noe y?...
if u'd notice... on the timetable... it reads...

Kitchen Organisation
@CL6 [OPT]

saw dat?
it said... OPTIONAL!!!
no wonder so many ppl din turn up... Zzz... LOL...

oh well... let us all embrace ourselves...
and be prepared for the worst...
i got a strong feeling we'll all fail...
and i believe no one in the class...
not even a single one... will get an "A" for KO... LOL...

good luck us...

Where can you buy this game?

For those dat have played Final Fantasies...
might recognize this clip i got from you tube... LOL...
it's a very good attempt...

Note : the music playing when they were "Walking"
is actually an in-game music from chrono cross...
dat's one of the nice music u hear from chrono cross... :P

Enjoy...

A Little Story...

Suddenly thought of a little story...
thought i would share...

*Lights up a lavender aroma therapy incense stick...
(well... it beats using stinky ol' old fashioned joss sticks... agree?)

20 cents each please... :)
ok... no times' a wastin... time is burning short...

so my story begins... ahem...

Long long time ago... in the southern province of China...
there lived a girl... jennifer...
she fell in love with a pauper...
his name was william...
he was so poor he could hardly make ends meet...
he couldn't even support himself... let alone jennifer...
but nevertheless... she loved him deeply...

her parents knew abt their relationship...
and as normal parents would do to wish for their daughter would be in good hands...
rejected their relationship...
but a stubborn her and her deep love sustained their loving times together...

one day... her parents brought jennifer to a local fortune teller...
rumored to be very accurate and have never fortold a flase prediction before...
the aged worn man looked at her and requested for her palm...
he shook his head and told them this...
"Your daughter... would live a live of hardship and poverty..."

having had their daughters' fortune told...
made them persistant not to allow her to be with william...
they tried every means to break them up... but to no avail...

time and time had passed...
the bindings of love had weakened...
the power of wealth started to cloud her eyes... her judgement...
many prospective suitors had asked for her hand...
jennifer... started to think...
what if the fortune teller was right?
would she be able to endure all the hardships with william?

and along came bryan...
handsome... charming...
only son of a wealthy and powerful family...
almost the perfect guy for any girl...
he came... and asked for her hand...

thinking bryan is... in every way... better than william...
she left him...
heartbroken... william couldn't do anything...
it was... her choice...

a happy marriage she had...
and delighted... were her parents... no doubt...
their daughter was finally in good hands...

years passed... and bryan started to have many problems with his business...
whatever he did... had lost money...
their world had started to collaspe...
fame... power and wealth... were all but naught within weeks...
bryan had gone bankrupt after all business setbacks...

whereas on the other hand...
william worked hard... and slowly earned his mark...
a stable imcome... he climbed...
ventured... and prospered...
it was no time soon he become one of the richest man in his village...

looking at him from a far... she regretted...

what is the moral of the story?

what you see now... may not be what you'll get in future...
what naught you have now... doesn't mean you won't get it in future...
fame... power and wealth are but material possessions...
true love never dies...
you may lose everything... but you'll always know... love is still there...

*The last glow had faded... leaving a trail of smoke... and lavender filled the air...

thank you for your 20 cents... :)

I guess I'm too late... I missed my train...

Will I Fail?

Recently very sian... after comprehensive exam... so tired...

almost fall sick even... -_-

juz wanna sleep... and eat... and sleep again...

too tired to even blog... LOL...

anyways... here's the update... Zzz...

wat did i do for my comprehensive exam?

Appetizer : Air Flown Salad with Pineapple Citrus Vinegarette and Balsamic Glaze

Main Course : Grilled Chicken Thigh with Port Wine Sauce and Garlic Mashed Potatoes with Boiled Vegetables

dat... dat... dat... SAW... whoever he is... or where he's from...

sounds like some demented maniac whose only form of pleasure is to think of ways to make people hurt themselves or die in order save themselves to suffer a tragic fate...

like SAWing off their legs chained to a PVC pipe in a old smelly toilet in order to get a key to open the door of the toilet or watever... Zzz...

ur appetizer... looks very nice... looks professional... but honestly speaking... dun mind me saying... it taste like shit... O_o

WAH! dat's wat he commented on my appetizer... -_-

hmm... does it really taste like shit?

O_O MY!!! you have tasted shit before???

then came my main course... after looking at your appetizer... we thought of very highly of u... but when the main course came out... it was such a dissappointment...

your appetizer have so much colour... and your main course no colour at all... Zzz...

dat SAW guy... only commented on a few of us...

and 75% of wat he saes...

are all aiming at me... O_o

wah... like all his Mega Lazer Cannons locked onto me...

and gave the fire command... FIRE AT WILL!!!

-_-

wah sian... Zzz...

even after exam... we were at the locker... about to change...

he came... saw me...

and continued babbling on the taste like shit thing... Zzz...

where is he from anyway?... -_-

actually... i admit lah... my main course not exactly very nice...

coz i wasn't even happy wif myself producing such a dish...

so he commented... i can't sae nothing...

and...... it's not like the table got a lot of variety of ingredients loh...

with only dat pile... no... heap... no... mound... no... dat itty bitty scraps of ingredients...

how to be creative... Zzz...

furthermore... i got chicken... Zzz... dun even noe wat to do with it...

if gimme salmon... i might be able to come up wif something better...

anyway... i wanted to do chicken forestier...

but i forgot there was NO MUSHROOMS...

sianz... wat else to do?

search the chiller loh...

roulade?... got cheese.... NO HAM... Zzz...

ahhhh... port wine... ok lah... sup sup sui... do port wine sauce lah...

dat's how it happened... -_-

so... will i fail?... will i pass?

sae until like i no hope like dat... Zzz...

hope i wun fail... -_-

anyways...

here are my "Shits"

Air Flown Salad with Pineapple Citrus Vinegarette and Balsamic Glaze

Grilled Chicken Thigh with Port Wine Sauce and Garlic Mashed Potatoes with Boiled Vegetables

I is Bored...

Went to the library todae... alone... Zzz...
going to the library wif someone else... is boring...
but... going to the library... ALONE... is utter B-O-R-E-D-N-E-S-S
dun even noe why i even made myself to go to the library...
wanted to do some research...
but realised i wasted 1hr of my time in the library... Zzz...

i'm not really a library guy...
to think i WAS a librarian b4 in sec sch... -_-
OMG!!! i can't believe it...
but come to think of it...
i seem to have impression of me only being a librarian for only a week...
after dat... i guess i ran off... LOL
proves 1 thing.......
i'm never a book guy...
hmm... i think the only books i'd enjoy reading are strategy guides... LOL... :P
watever...

blogging is getting boring... Zzz...
seems like i've nothing much to sae anymore...
actually...
there are a lot of things i wanna sae... but...
becoz of the eyes... dat found my blog...
becoz of the mouths... dat spread my existance...
there are much... i couldn't sae...
who noes which Ms Cat or Mr Dog is reading this right now... Zzz...

if this blog were to be remained secret...
which it was MEANT TO BE in the first place...
i cold blog all i wanted... LOL...
or maybe i should start another sub blog in the darkness?...
maybe.............. :P

anyways...
i'll be having my comprehensive exam tomoro...
hope i pass... coz too long never touch IS liao... Zzz...
think i might be rusty... or RUSTED...
passing my exam is my 2nd new years' resolution...
made 3 resolutions this yr... LOL... a bit greedy ya?
the 1st one... i guess it's not gonna come true anymore...
though might have a 5% chance...
but... juz gotta feeling dat's not something dat's gonna happen...
not in this life...
so......
i'm not tellin... wahahhaahaha... :P
3rd would be... my career... hope i can succeed... in everything i do...

LOL... went to sch todae to try open my locker...
thought i had the combination code chucked somewhere in my files
but... seems to me... dat i might have misplaced it... -_-
so went down to sch... and exactly as wat i've forseen...
i totally forgot my combination code... Zzz...
tried abt ½hr trying to play code breaker... but i guess i sucks at it...
so i called kimchi pte ltd... or watever they're called - the locker company...

Me: hello? izzit possible if u guys still have my locker combination code?
Morris: may i noe ur IC no?
Me: S82XXXXXX
Morris: ur current place of residence?
Me: beach road blk 15 #... err... wait ah...
(took out my IC to look at my address...)
Morris: u mean you don't noe ur address where u stay?
(erm... like i snail mail letters to myself? duh?... it's like once in a century i get a chance to look at my own address... -_-... oh well... i didn't noe how to explain to her anyway... LOL)
Morris: ok wat's ur HP no?
Me: 9XXXXXXX
Morris: ok... i'll call u back later...

she didn't call back after abt ½hr... so i called back again...

Me: hello... may i speak to morris?
Morris: yes? speaking...
Me: ya.. i called juz now regarding the locker code...
Morris: may i noe ur locker no?
Me: locker 1XX
Morris: do you recall any of the combination nos?
Me: i think there's a XX and a YY some where...
Morris: ok... wat's ur home phone no?
Me: err... wait ah...
(searched through my HP for my home phone no...)
Me: ya... hello?
Morris: you mean u dunno where u stay? and u dunno ur home phone no?
(hmm... after the invention of such a thing called the HANDPHONE... wif an ADDRESS BOOK in it... all u need is press a number... and it calls ur home... which the screen would show u... "Home" how do u expect me to remember all these numbers? if i'm so good at remembering numbers... i wouldn't have forgotten my locker combination code in the first place rite?... Zzz...)

Anyway... after i explainded to her... she gave me my locker code... LOL
this whole thing was a big joke...

Note: I'm not a guy wif a good memory or wat... things not worth remembering... i'll forget everything when i wake up... and i dun really remember numbers well... Zzz...

Do you believe in angels?

There are angels in midst of our surroundings...
but more often than not...
we do not notice their presence...

the word... "Angel"
many people potray them as
heavenly beings sent forth from heaven into our lives...
to guide us... to protect us...
to show us the way...

there are... angels... close to us...
it's just that we do not notice that they are right there...
beside us...
helping us...
guiding us...
loving us...
they are always there when we need them...
but...
we were never there... for them...
only until they have left us...
we then realised...
they were there... right beside us...
just that we didn't notice...
our human minds...
flooded with troubles... stress... and emotions...
clouded our minds... our eyes...
making us unable to see them...
but once they leave...
somehow... we know...
angels were once beside us...
and we also felt... their presence were no longer there with us...

the angels i speak of...
are not exactly holy beings from the heavens...
they are neither ethereal forms with a golden aura
but...
they are your friends...
your families...
your loved ones...
they were always there for you when u needed them...
they comforted you when you were down...
they helped you stand on ur feet when u fell...
they guided you when u lost ur way...
they protected us when we were vulnerable...
they loved you... when you needed someone...

but...
we never noticed their importance...
we took them for granted...
we took their love...
but never returned any...
only until they leave us...
we then realise how important they are to us...
we then regret... why we didn't treasure them when they were right beside us...
we then realise how much we had lost...

look around you...
there is an angel beside you...
who are the ones that are always there for u?
who are the ones that brightened up ur life?
who are the ones that helped you stand up?
who are the ones whom love you... even if u think u may not deserve their love...
treasure them...
cherish them...
love them...
they are your angels...

Nothing is too late until it's too late

Happy New Year 2007

It's new year liao...
it's 2007 liao...
happy new year too all...
wish all a very happy new year...
may all your dreams come true...
may all my dreams come true...
LOL... :P

this year...
will be a good year...
may all bad luck stay with 2006...
and 2007 begin anew...

let us all forget all unpleasantness
and all unhappy and sad memories
and leave them all behind in 2006...
2007 brings new experiences...
new future... new feelings...
2007 is a new beginning...
and 2007 will be a good year...
for "7" is a perfect number...
and "6"... you guys should noe why it's a bad luck year...
and the meaning of "6"

oh well...

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2007!!!