Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Eskimo fishing in icy waters...

Went to the north pole todae...
found a spot...
breaking through a 10cm thick ice...
to reach icy cold water...
well...
not exactly...
but a giant pail of semi-frozen water...
which they left in the freezer since Saturdae...
they needed cold water to cool down the sausages...
so here i am...
breaking through the 10cm thick ice... Zzz...
ice shards flying everywhere...
remember those movies where u stand on ice with a heavy load?
and the ice start to crack?
yep... it's the exact same view i see...
crack crack crack... and then... a hole...
and u see water... :P

see them putting on very very very very very...
very very very very veeeerrrrrrrryyyyyyy long condom onto a dick...
and with a push of a button...
and out comes many little dicks... :P
and u have chicken chipolatas...

BTW... FYI...
any of u love sausages... hot dogs... chipolatas... and things of the like?
well...
they kill...
not unless u eat them everydae every meal...
noe wat they put inside those juicy yum yums u guys love so much?
well...
for one... chicken FAT... and no a small amount either...
close to ½ is full of fat...
that alone will give u heart attacks and clogged arteries...
2nd... nitrate salt...
beware ur kidneys...
and for those who love smoked sausages...
well... u risk the chance of getting cancer...
so...
hot dogs... anyone?

had breakfast in tuck shop todae...
prata... to be precise...
packed prata... -_-
those convenience prata u buy in supermarkets... Zzz...

did a lot of vacuum packing todae...
impressive...
to see them packets get drained of 99% of all air inside...

after work...
met up wif Ben... KM... WL... WM...
at macdonalds...
den acc Ben and KM to dinner back in tuck shop...
and home...
and my dae's pretty much it...

ah yes... got myself a small knife from chef office todae... :P
victorinox... wahahahaa...
black handle... i was afraid they would give me red handle... -_-
look so gay...
maybe tomoro go get a knife pouch...
if stocks still exist... :P

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