mIRC - A place for desperate people.

OK...
so i was bored...
wif nothing to do...
and couldn't sleep...
it's been ages since i went into mIRC...
to me... dat's a place for desperate weirdos...
90% of IRC users are looking for sex...
9% are single and desperate...
and 1% are bo liao ppl bored till nothing else to do and so went in to create havoc... (Me)
FYI... i'm never a guy in IRC...
LOL!!! i like to bully guys... :P

so in i went... and not long later... some guy msged me...
here goes...
Equinox is me...
and i couldn't use the arrow brackets which IRC uses...
so i changed it to these... ( )

(Toshio) hi
(Equinox) hi... intro pls
(Toshio) you first
(Toshio) don't want then by bye
(Equinox) i asked 1st?
(Toshio) you want to intro or bye bye?
(Equinox) LOL... got such person de meh?
(Equinox) Zzz...
(Toshio) lolz
(Toshio) bye bye loh
(Equinox) u must be some jerk who only want to chat dirty wif girls...
(Toshio) lolz
(Toshio) you are such a lousy predictor
(Equinox) always like dat de... can't even find a decent guy to chat wif around here... :(
(Toshio) you had missed lots of your classes , better buck up !
(Equinox) then explain y can't u intro yourself 1st?
(Toshio) you didn't even know whether i'm decent or not but yet you are judging me
(Equinox) and if i dun intro myself u leave?
(Toshio) eventually i will leave
(Equinox) so i'm 22/f... den wat?
(Toshio) lolz
(Toshio) evevntually you will still leave
(Toshio) 34m sg ch
(Toshio) want to leave or stay?
(Toshio) all is up to you
(Toshio) lolz
(Equinox) explain urself now... y would u leave if i didn't intro myself?
(Toshio) you are so young
(Equinox) uh-huh... so?
(Equinox) i really dun understand wat u're thinking abt...
(Toshio) lolz
(Toshio) currently i'm lost
(Equinox) this is IRC... a place for ppl to chat and noe each other...
(Toshio) precisely
(Toshio) it is just a place for hi & bye
(Equinox) so u're telling me dat a large age gap... ppl can't chat wif each other?
(Toshio) i don't see any sincere ppl around
(Equinox) so by asking u to intro 1st u refuse?
(Equinox) and if i din wanna intro 1st... u wouldn't wanna chat wif a potential chatter?
(Equinox) wat is this?
(Equinox) nothing to sae huh?
(Toshio) hmmmz........
(Toshio) a negative thinker will ended up with unpleasant
(Equinox) so u r the negative thinker?
(Toshio) whether who intro first does it matter to you?
(Equinox) it doesn't matter to me... but apprently... IT MATTERS TO YOU...
(Toshio) lolz
(Equinox) so wat have u gotta sae for urself?
(Toshio) What?
(Toshio) in which issue?
(Equinox) i guess silence meas consent then...
(Toshio) huh?
(Equinox) LOL...
(Toshio) silence?
(Equinox) acting blur ain't helping u at all...
(Toshio) you are so demanding
(Toshio) this cannot that cannot
(Toshio) what do you want?
(Equinox) wat cannot?
(Equinox) in wat way am i demanding?
(Equinox) pls explain...
(Toshio) just because of a intro , you have to drag it untill now
(Equinox) becoz i think u r crap lah...
(Toshio) okie
(Toshio) then be it
(Toshio) bye
(Equinox) urgh... guys...

O_o
so i'm assuming he falls under the 90% of the IRC population?
i dunno if he's dumb or is he an idiot... Zzz...
seriously speaking... y on earth would he not chat wif me if i didn't introduce myself before him?
if he claims dat he's not a dirty old man? which i'm thinking he is?
guys are just crap lah...
seriously...

ok... so at least this thing entertained me for ½hr...